NÃ¥gra rader ur The Devil’s Dictionary:
blog, verb
To noisily and simultaneously void oneÂ’s spleen, stomach, bladder and bowels.
“Get outta my way! I think I’m gonna blog!”
e-mail, noun
A method of electronic communication, primarily used to inform you that your penis is too small.
“I’ve got e-mail. And it is not!”
social software, noun
Any arbitrary collection of algorithms, protocols and metadata that allows friendless agoraphobics to pretend otherwise.
“I’m having trouble deciding which node in my social software network I’m going to ask to the e-prom.”
[Lyfter på hatten åt Plasticbag.]